It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.
driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid
People were practically drinking hand sanitizer during that shit
i stopped caring when i was like 3