how am I supposed to eat this ass without my drink?!
Occasionally I bring my Shepherd to work with me. She prefers to sit in the front seat. My little dog human
my wallet is empty just like my soul
people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean
congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps
packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip
unpacks 3 months after coming home