May 2013
klefable:
i am constantly torn between ‘i dont need anyone’ and ‘hey you please fall in love with me’
thefandommenace:
I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things
you don’t really ever realize how old you’ve gotten until you remember one of your friends from 8th grade now runs a very lucrative illegal drug business
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snowmiserr:
one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” he said...
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I WON THE PHILLIES EXTRAORDINARY SCHOLAR PROGRAM I GET TO GO ON THE FIELD BEFORE THE GAME I AM LITERALLY CRYING OMG
goddammitfenton:
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
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17yr:
i wish i had a super close best friend who always just showed up to hang out with me and liked doing dumb things like rewatching full seasons of shows in one sitting or taking silly pictures or making friendship bracelets for fun and i could actually talk to about things and stuff
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wwiao:
have you ever been reading a book and youre like half way down the page when you realize you havent really been reading your eyes have just been scanning over the words aimlessly you know
agentdalecooper:
the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this is what they sell cocaine in on the streets” and his eyes lit up and he put some baking powder into the bag and put it on the counter and i was like what are you doing… and he was like “i’m going to tell your mom that we found this in your brother’s pocket” jesus christ
