June 2012
1 tag
soujizz:
benefits to dating me
you have no competition
that’s about it actually
but i think it’s a good point
May 2012
sweetscottishcherub:
i just
really like it when men push their sleeves up
or roll the sleeves of their button-ups to their elbows
i mean i really like it
really
url-goes-here:
the scariest part about hipster blogs is they rarely have text posts
it’s like the blogger isn’t even alive
they’re just a soulless vessel fueled only by pictures of coffee and trendy clothes
2 tags
PHILS WIN
papelbottomjeans:
i wish i had a friend who would watch baseball with me all day and not complain about it or ask to do something else
6 tags
“They’ve gotta play better. That’ll be the key to their success.”
– Baseball Genius and Insightful Phillies Announcer Tom McCarthy
daisyfairy:
googling lyrics even if you know them before you use them in a text post so you don’t embarrass yourself in front of the internet
1 tag
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
whoisashalewis:
offendpoppunk:
FUCK SCHOOL AND DRUGS AND MY PARENTS AND BOOZE AND AUTHORITY AND SOCIETY MAN FUCK THE WORLD AND BITCHES IM HARDCORE AS FUCK MOM CAN YOU DRIVE ME TO THE SHOW
myreligioniskindness:
my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”
