My name’s Jill and I’m seventeen. I’m single and I pretend I don’t have feelings. I have great friends, and an awesome car, Lila. She’s a VW Golf. I’m straightedge. It’s something I take pride in and enjoy. I deliver pizzas, and it’s the best job. I really fucking like music. My favorite bands are The Wonder Years, blink-182, The Story So Far, Man Overboard, Seahaven, and New Found Glory, but I’ll really listen to anything I can tap my foot to. Baseball is my favorite sport. The Phillies are my all-time favorite team, but I follow a few AL teams too. I love the Flyers and the Eagles. I like to read, anything from memoirs of baseball players to classic novels. I hate socializing. I’m Catholic and conservative, but not an asshole. Pro-Life, Pro-Gay. I’m not unique or funny or original in any way. I get my jokes from the internet and spend a lot of hours watching Always Sunny re-runs in bed with my dogs & cats. I’m not very interesting and I don’t know why I just spent seven minutes sitting on my bed writing about myself. My life isn’t quite as tragic as I make it out to be.